Funny vocabs(part 2)

41.	Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
42.	Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
43.	Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
44.	Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
45.	Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
46.	Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
47.	Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
48.	Negligent, adj.. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
49.	Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
50.	Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
51.	Flatulence, n.. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
52.	Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
53.	Testicle n. A humorous question on an exam.
54.	Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
55.	Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
56.	Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.
57.	Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
58.	Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Funny vocabs(part 1)

1.	Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
2.	Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
3.	Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
4.	Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
5.	Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
6.	Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
7.	Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
8.	Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
9.	Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
10.	Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
11.	Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
12.	Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
13.	Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
14.	Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
15.	Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
16.	Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
17.	Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
18.	Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
19.	Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
20.	Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 21. Father : A banker provided by nature. 22. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. 23. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 24. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 25. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early 26. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 27. Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole. 28. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 29. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 30. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 31. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 32. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 33. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 34. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 35. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 36. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 37. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 38. Glibido: All talk and no action. 39. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 40. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidental ly walked through a spider web.

Don't hate it...Love it!

Hey, all..I will be talking about my experience on taking the SAT 1 and Critical Reading(CR) in the lab. Honestly, I detest CR. I do not like reading..it is not my thing. I did not manage to attain a good score for my CR in my first attempt(in fact, it was the lowest among the three sections in my SAT 1). However, one of the ways to improve on CR is to learn to LOVE it! So, I am trying my best to not hate it. I think you should too if you are going through this as well. XD

I think the vocabulary questions are not too bad if we really go through the words which are usually found in SAT reference books. For me, the passage based questions are the intricated ones. I noticed that my interpretation on the passages are wrong at times. I think this had happened to me because I do not read a lot. Most of those who excel in CR are those who loves reading(of course) and those who are expose to American styles of writing.

During my first attempt, I seriously struggled. I was forcing myself to memorize the vocabularies and the quotes for essays. Truthfully, I have expected myself to obtain a mediocre score as I did not see much improvement from the practices that I have done. I could not even finish a section of CR in 25 minutes...hahaha. Instead, I took more time in seeking the meanings of the words in the lexicon and understanding the passage itself.

When we were told to do CR in the lab/itms, I was shocked because I would not only face the trouble of straining my eyes reading the convoluted passages on the computer screen but also to apprehend them! Gosh! I had a difficult time..Being a slow reader, I really need a quiet environment and more importantly, TIME! Amazingly, I had manage to finish them and I am glad that I improve a little compared to my CR in my first attempt.

I will surely try my best to achieve a full score for CR(trying to be optimistic..=D). Therefore, you should aim for it too!

All the best ya!

when itms freezes you to death

haiz...had another long day which ended fantastically with everyone's favorite cr...found myself staring blankly at the screen after finishing 1 section...doing 3 sections of cr non-stop can be disillusioning...best of all, the itms lab that we used was like a freezer...i was shivering most of the time that i couldn't concentrate on the passage...as if that wasn't bad enough, some people just couldn't stop talking...it became quite noisy and yu jin tried his best to control the class...huhu...

my body was aching so badly as i just realized that itms has terrible chairs...most of them look fine, but once you sit, you realize that the back of the chair doesn't really support your back! it just falls behind, finally resting on your friend's table, while your whole back aches like crazy...i wonder where they found such great chairs...coz i had fun doing 2 hours of cr while sitting on a backless chair! bravo uniten...

after doing 2 sessions, my eyes were blurry, my mind flew somewhere else...so i clicked my life-saver, the button break....after massaging my own back and stretching up a bit, i decided to go to facebook for a while...managed to update my status on how i was suffering in the freezer doing endless cr...checked some notifications, and even got comments from fellow friends who were taking break themselves...lol!


after a few minutes of facebook( a great way to release stress you know, even the body aches were gone afterwards...hehe...), i resumed my test...finally, i managed to finish all 3 sections...my result was not so impressive...but it was slightly, mind you, only slightly better than my real result during the 1st attempt...i saw improvement in myself...although i am still stuck when it comes to vocab, i did better in passage reading...fewer mistakes than before, more understanding i would say...glad to know that passages are not really that scary...gotta improve on vocabs i guess...

so that was pretty much about our session today...i do wish that mr.yu jin will stop asking us questions and talking to us when we are in the middle of the test...seriously, lost my focus a couple of times coz of that...hehe, no offence sir...just hoping that all those questions can wait till we finish our tests...

~saw improvement, although small~

McGrawHill sample test

had our 1st CR mock test kinda thing today...uhhhh 2 exhausting hours...it was bad timing, from 2pm till 4pm coz most of us were obviously sleepy...lol...some started falling asleep in the middle of the test...it has been quite a while since i did CR in that kinda environment...vocabs seemed so foreign and i could hardly keep my eyes open...only managed to do 3 out of 4 sections...

the 1st section was sentence completion...i got 14 out of 18 which was considered good...for the 2nd section which was also sentence completion, i got 12 out of 18...hehe...it was considered marginal laa...not so good...lol...i realized that my main problem was vocab...i was stuck coz i didn't know the meaning of many words...was kinda expecting that laa but didn't know it will cost me so much marks... questions with 2 blanks to fill were more challenging...especially when i didn't know the meaning of most of the words...hehe...so i guess i gotta work on my vocab...

for section 5 which was grammar, i got 24 out of 34...hehe...nice number huh? it was considered good but i gotta improve on that...most of the mistakes were not coz i was careless, but i couldn't identify the mistake in the sentences...so should work on grammar as well laa...(^^)"

overall, it was a good experience coz i got to see where i stand...more of this kinda exercise will better prepare me for SAT i guess...

~tired laaa~

TOEFL- Barron

I find the Barron's TOEFL iBT reading section is much harder compared to those in Bruce Rogers and those in Mc Graw Hill(ETS). I would suggest to those who will be taking TOEFL to try out the Bruce and ETS first before trying out the Barron. The reason is that the passages in Barron are much more intricated.

Some of the passages were easy for me as I have a little knowledge about it beforehand and some of them are interesting. I remember there was a passage about symbiosis in the third test if I am not wrong. I am sure those who have taken Biology would be advantageous. Truthfully, I did not face any difficulty in the last question of this passage(summary).

I think some of the passages were convoluted especially those which relate to histories, American personalities and literatures. I made most of my mistakes in these kind of passages. One reason would be that these topics were not of my interest..hahaha. I spent most of my time in the summary and inference based questions as I need to grasp and understand the main idea and what the author is trying to convey. My advice would be, try to look forward to the content and do not detest it...just take it like any other passages.



Tips:

1. Before starting any test, make sure you are nonchalant.
2. Make sure your environment is conducive.
3. Keep focus all the time.
   
4. If you are a slow reader like me, then I would suggest you to read the question first.(it did help me to save time)
   
5. Remember what Yu Jin have taught you in class(especially those techniques-skim and scan)...hahaha

Don't quit

hey folks, 1st of all, let me state here that i don't use capital letters in my blogs... don't ask me why, coz there is no real answer that i can give you...maybe i find it unnecessary, or maybe i'm just plain lazy...whatever it is, this is how my writings are gonna look like...with lots of dots and lolz, so just get used to it...

so yeah, here goes my 1st post on this blog...thought of starting it with a breath of positive air...i'm gonna share with you guys a poem that has guided me through the years, inspired me during the darkest hours...you might have read it before, but no harm in reading it again i guess...hehe...here is a flame of hope that will lead you out of any loopholes...here is a a great poem to each and every soul out there that feels like giving up...yes, life is full of stumbling blocks...sometimes the walls might be too concrete for us to banish...but come whatever may, don't lose the flare in your eyes...coz it's your hopes that will cushion your fall...remember, the harder you fall, the higher you bounce...so let's face each slips as learning lessons, as they are just slips, not falls...this poem is dedicated to anyone out there who feels like giving up...just bear in mind that you are not alone...and no matter how bad it seems to be, there are people worse off than you...(^_^)

When things go wrong , as they sometimes will ,
When the road you’re trudging seems up hill ,
When the funds are low and the debts are high ,
And you want to smile , but you have to sigh ,
When care is pressing you down a bit ,
Rest , if you must – but don’t you quit.


Life is queer with its twists and turns ,
As every one of us sometimes learns ,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don’t give up , though the pace seems slow-
You might succeed with another blow.


Often the goal is nearer than
It seems to a faint and faltering man ,
Often the struggler has given up
When he might have captured the victor’s cup.
And he learned too late , when the night slipped down ,
How close he was to the golden crown.


Success is failure turned inside out-
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt-
And you never can tell how close you are ,
It may be near when it seems afar ;
So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit-
It’s when things seems worst that you mustn’t quit.


~building my positive bubble...hehe okayla, trying to do so~